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And listen. You make my heart explode every day. I am astonished time and again at how you keep coming back and at all the love you give my shop, after all these years, with so many cool new indie shops these days to choose from. I hope I've told you this enough. I want to tell you more. Holy freaking sharks, I love you.
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Emmanuel on Apr 26, 2024
5 out of 5 starsSuch a unique fragrance! You totally get like a synthetic “plastic” note to this but in a good way, it’s followed me a creamy note and a musky note that makes this nice and wearable! Definitely recommend it if you’re tired of something “basic” and looking for something that will have people talking
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Emmanuel on Apr 26, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThis smells amazing! A very citrusy & creamy fragrance with a little more depth to it. Seller is really great, I did have a small issue but they fixed it immediately and made it right which meant a lot so you’re in good hands with this seller 🧡
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John on Apr 24, 2024
5 out of 5 starsVery smoke forward having a dash of sweetness so it's just really wonderful overall if you're into that kind of scent. Was packaged with my other stuff too so it was just really nice and efficient overall!
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John on Apr 22, 2024
5 out of 5 starsIt smells like a doughnut and it's glorious. It hits a sweet spot of my goblin man brain that just loves doughnuts so smelling like one gives me immense joy. It did leak a bit but just like popcreme please don't let that stop you from getting this they're genuinely so wonderful in scent
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John on Apr 22, 2024
5 out of 5 starsI got four including this one (others were wedding, frosted, and pyro). This one is probably my favorite even though I love all of them equally. Admittedly this one leaked a bit but I wouldn't let that get in the way of things as this scent is just wonderful. I'm wearing it right now in all honesty it's just really sweet and tangy in all the right ways
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John on Apr 22, 2024
5 out of 5 starsGreat product. New rollerball so no leakage. Scent is like a spicy cantaloupe and it's just really great
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Meg on Apr 2, 2024
5 out of 5 starsWhat a great scent! It smells very sugary with lavender. I really like it. My only complaint is the oil seems to leak very quickly from the rollerball if it isn't stood straight up. I will buy this again when I run out. Thank you!
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Jess on Apr 2, 2024
5 out of 5 starsYup. It's me again. I bought a ton of back-ups because I'm just that obsessed with these fine-lookin' and smellin' lip balms. No regrets!
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About darlingclandestine
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Evonne
Owner, Creator
I got a cobra snake for a necktie.
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Leif
Designer
Leif designs the prettiest of my product labels. He's a cowboy turned book historian turned video game journalist. See his reviews at IGN, VICE, Playboy and more. Sometimes he updates his portfolio. http://leifjohnson.pressfolios.com/
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Leif Johnson
San Francisco, CA
Leif did this-here collage design! The pin was printed by Sticker Mule.
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Todd Z
Milwaukee, WI
Todd helps me keep my sh*t together, working out budgets, inventory, packing and shipping, and all the other stuff I'm terrible at, so I can focus on the creative parts. It's a pretty sweet deal tbh, for me AND for you.
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