The burlesque? It's got nothing on you. You are mermaid and siren, the wind, the wonderment, the shipwreck, the storm. Beneath your smile, your coiled limbs, men see diamonds or doubloons, glory or gooseberry wine. Each day you're placed like a crown on a pedestal, and every night you're carried home like a prize. And the crowd secedes into reveries that you spin, tucked under your velvet elbows, a willowy song bending like a girl without bones. You own their dreams.

Suspended in fractionated coconut oil. Vegan. <3

PLEASE NOTE:

- I am offering ONLY 10-mL roll-on bottles at this time. I know that lots of folks don’t have the budget for a larger 15-mL bottle, and I don’t have the capacity to crank out Bitsies right now, so I settled on a mid-priced option that hopefully works for the most folks.

SAFETY STUFF: Many DarlingClandestine fragrances are made with botanical ingredients, including essential oils and absolutes. That does not mean that this fragrance is intended to be “therapeutic” in any way—it is only intended to smell nice. It is also not intended for anyone who is pregnant or nursing. Talk to your physician if you have questions about using essential oils. Please don’t ask me what your body’s gonna do about stuff. Bodies are fickle, man.

MORE SAFETY STUFF: Do not apply this perfume to sensitive parts, privy parts, or broken skin. Do not put it on your face. Do not use it if you’ve got sensitivities or allergies to any of the ingredients, including nuts or “nut” oils. If irritation occurs, stop using it. Do not leave perfume unsupervised with children or pets. Don’t let your pets lick you while you’re wearing the perfume. Do not throw the bottles at your little sister. Do not let your baby chuck them. His arms are longer than you think.

Thank you for looking! <3 (^^^)